wal-mart

Ok how many years has walmart been closed on christmas and not reopening until 6am the next morning? and yet stupid people still bitch. I mean come on the one ay out of the year it closes and people complain? It has been that way for years and ain't changing.

Needle in a hay stack!

Well all my christmas is done except for one fucking present. All I need is the damn fox and the hound part one for my neice Kimi. That is all she asked for, that is it. not a doll or a cd or clothes that movie is all she wants. So if you see it please oh please call me and let me know.

HELP

Well I got a new job. I started on Friday and I also got some other good news. I am getting a house like this week. I have been packing like all weekend. why is it you never realize how much stuff you have until you need to pack it up? I mean come on now we have 2 bed rooms and the stuff in the bathroom. How many boxes could that possibly take? Well the answer is yet to come b/c the boxes keep filling up. We have 10 filled full so far and I haven't even finished our room or even started Abby's room. So if you do not here from me bring a search party to come find me under all the boxes.

We start cleaning the house up tommorrow so we can move in it by next week hopefully. Ok let me explain how I got this and what is going on. My mom's uncle many of you know some don't. Well he is 87 years old and is at the point that he doesn't need to be driving (long story don't ask). Well he is also getting unstable on standing and walking. He falls alott and the fact that he lives alone isn't helping so he is moving in with my mom and dad and I am getting his house. Anyways I got to get back to packing BYE!

Take this job and shove it!

Well I quit my job yesterday. Enough was enough. When my mom calls me says my boss wants her to talk to me about "my job performance" and starts telling her that the other CNA's are complaining about me (might I add that these are the pets complaining). Of course she doesn't want to tell me this herself, probally knows I was ready to snap already and that if she said one more thing to me about people complaining I'd end up snapping. Well I listening to my mother while she told me what Teria said and when she finished I told her tell Teria to take that damn job roll it into a tight little ball and shove it up her ass.

Well a few minutes later my friend calls my cell phone laughing so hard I can't understand her. Turns out my mom did exactly what i told her to and Teria just stood there with her mouth wide open. I feel much better already. I have applied for a job at several different places and I am hoping that I hear from one soon.

Sad, but true!

Doesn't this just take you back to our child hood ;-) the pictures makthis even better....
You Know You Grew Up In The 80's if:

1. You've ever ended a sentence with the word SIKE.

2. You watched the Pound Puppies.

3. You can sing the rap to the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air and can do theCarlton

4. Girls wore biker shorts under their skirts and felt stylishly sexy.

5. You yearned to be a member of the Baby-sitters club and tried to
start a club of your own.

6. You owned those lil' Strawberry Shortcake pals scented dolls.

7. You know that "WOAH" comes from Joey on Blossom

8. Two words: Hammer Pants

9. If you ever watched "Fraggle Rock"

10. You had plastic streamers on your handle bars and spokey-dokes or playing cards on your spokes for that incredible sound effect

11. You can sing the entire theme song to "Duck Tales" (Woo ooh!)

12. It was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch\cartoons

13. You wore a ponytail on the side of your head.

14. You saw the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on the big screen..and still know the turtles names.

15. You got super-excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.

16. You made your mom buy one of those clips that would hold your shirt in a knot on the side.

17. You played the game "MASH"(Mansion, Apartment, Shelter, House)

18. You wore stonewashed Jordache jean jackets and were proud of it.

19. L.A. Gear....need I say more?

20. You wanted to change your name to "JEM" in Kindergarten. (She's>>Truly Outrageous.)

21. You remember reading Tales of a fourth grade nothing and all The>>Ramona books.

22. You know the profound meaning of "WAX ON, WAX OFF"

23. You wanted to be a Goonie.

24. You ever wore fluorescent clothing. (some of us...head-to-toe)

25. You can remember what Michael Jackson looked like before his nose fell off and his cheeks shifted.

26. You have ever pondered why Smurfette was the only female smurf.

27. You took lunch boxes to school...and traded Garbage Pailkids in the schoolyard.

28. You remember the CRAZE, then the BANNING of slap bracelets.

29. You still get the urge to say "NOT" after every sentence.

30. You remember Hypercolor t-shirts.

31. Barbie and the Rockers was your favorite band.

32. You thought She-ra (Princess of Power!) and He-Man should hook up

33. You thought your childhood friends would never leave because you>>exchanged handmade friendship bracelets.

34. You ever owned a pair of Jelly-Shoes

35. After you saw Pee-Wee's Big Adventure you kept saying "I know you are, but what am I?"

36. You remember "I've fallen and I can't get up"

37. You remember going to the skating rink before there were inline skates.

38. You ever got seriously injured on a Slip and Slide.

39. You have ever played with a Skip-It.

40. You had or attended a birthday party at McDonalds.

41. You've gone through this nodding your head in agreement

42. You remember Popples.

43. Don't worry, be happy

44. You wore like, EIGHT pairs of socks over tights with high top Reeboks..

45. You wore socks scrunched down (and sometimes still do..getting yelled at by younger hip members of the family)

46. You remember boom boxes and walking around with one on your shoulder like you were all that.

47. You remember watching both Gremlins movies.

48. You know what it meant to say "Care Bear Stare!!"

49 You remember watching Rainbow Bright and & My Little Pony Tales

50. You thought Doogie Howser/Samantha Micelli was hot.

51. You remember Alf, the lil furry brown alien from Melmac.

52. You remember New Kids on the Block when they were cool...and don't even flinch when people refer to them as "NKOTB"

53. You knew all the characters names and their life stories on "Saved By The Bell," The ORIGINAL class.

54. You know all the words to Bon Jovi - SHOT THROUGH THE HEART.

55. You just sang those words to yourself.

56. You remember watching Magic vs. Bird.

57. Homemade Levi shorts.. (the shorter the better)

58. You remember when mullets were cool!

59. You had a mullet (LEROY)

60. You still sing "We are the World"

61. You tight rolled your jeans.

62. You owned a bannana clip.

63. You remember "Where's the Beef?"

64. You used to (and probably still do) say "What you talkin' 'bout Willis?"

65 You had big hair and you knew how to use it.

66. You're still singing shot through the heart in your head, aren't you!

ROCK ON!!!

Run for the hills!

Well this has been a fun week (insert sarcasm). I have worked everyday this week. I was supposed to be off yesterday and today. Well I worked a double on Wednesday and yesterday. Well while I was relaxing trying to be lazy the phone rings, I check caller ID and damn if it wasn't my job wanting me to work tonight 10-6. So I will work Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday ( a double), Thursday, Friday (another double), Saturday night, Sunday, Monday Tuesday, and Wednesday. Then I will be off on Thursday and Friday. So everyone beware i will be tired and bitchy! I also may not be posting for awhile. I will do everyone a favor and stay away from sharp objects and guns!

What a night!

Well i worked the night shift again last night and got the shit scared out of me! We were talking about different things that have happened up there and how the nurse should lock the doors at night. Well we get up and go back inside, because I had to go to the bathroom. Well while in the break room's bathroom I heard something, it sounded like something was trying to push the window up in the break room. I get done and look there was nothing there, I start washing my hands and I hear it again I look and nothing. OK Liz must be playing a joke on me. So I walk Liz, but you didn't scare me. They look at me and say "what?". I tell them while watching Liz what happened. They tell me a resident said the same thing happened to them. OK this is getting weird. We ignore it then when I was about to go join Liz and a resident outside to smoke, I see them come running in saying someone was hiding behind the fence. They call the cops out there and everyone is on lock down and buddy system is enforced. Finally Frank gets there to take me home. It was an interesting and scary night!

BIG RED!

Well today while on my way to hell er. work I pass an older model Dodge, it looked the exact way i wanted Big red to look. For those of you who don't know Big Red was my first truck. It was an '87 Dodge half ton four wheel drive. Picture this coming down the road if you will a red truck with a maroon cab and hood and a brown tailgate, not to mention half a back bumper. It was the ugliest thing ever, but it was mine and I love that old truck. I almost miss it, ALMOST. Then i think of the gas mileage, the no a/c, the no radio, having to hold your foot on the gas at all times, the four wheel drive didn't work, it took forever to get it to get up and go, and how long it took to warm up on cold mornings. Oh and I forgot to add the the grill was busted out from where I got pissed b/c it broke down yet again and put my foot through it. This truck was my baby though. i always wanted to fix the four wheel drive, redo the paint, and fix everything (oh and jack it up a few more feet).

A new breed of Dog!

OK let me describe my Smokey. She is half Shepperd and half blue Heller, she is a very small dog. Now her puppies look like TK who is a BIG dog, he is a Weimaraner in case anyone is wondering! So what will these puppies come out like? No one knows! I am thinking of calling them a Blue Weimaraner Shepherd! Both momma and daddy are very sweet and playful, so maybe puppies will be 2!

I'm a Grandma

My Smokey-bear had her puppies. I saw her skinny butt last night and realized she had them. Now comes the fun part of finding them to see what they look like and how many. After getting the mag lite to look in the dark for them. They are under the house of course. I get close to where I think they are and look down only to see a snake about 6 inches from my feet (which are inside my flip flops). Well what can I say I jumped to the porch in a single bound screaming "SNAKE". I got up around 7 this morning to see if I could find them and not the snake and I can barley see them b/c they are to far under the house. Maybe I'll get lucky and see them later.

Wanna work for McDonald's?

While driving to pay some bills Frank and I noticed that McDonald's is nothing more than rumble, but the funniest shit I have ever seen was a big sign that said "now hiring smiling faces". Sure I'll work for you where do I go?

Oh and while I am thinking on it Mike visited me and he must be bi-sexual also b/c he was with Frank too. Now everything makes since about Frank. I always wondered why he hung around the fire department so much. RLMFAO! Just kidding guys.

Life in general

You know I was thinking yesterday ever notcie that when something bad happens you will learn who your true friends are. Well I'd rather not discuss what happened it was embarassing enough to live trough it the first time. It is kinda like the saying "a friend visits you in jail, a good friend bails you out, and your best friend is sitting beside youin jail saying 'it was worth it though right?'." Well anyways during this long embarassing day most people won't even talk to me, but yet somone I really haven't ever talked to came up and wanted to know if I needed her help. I looked up very surprised to see the woman that I never really liked asking if I needed help. This whole thing was just odd b/c only a few people knew and I guess she heard through "channels". It is truly surprising to see who talks to you and who just sits back and laughs there asses off at you.

"I loved her first"

This is an amzing song.


Look at the two of you dancing that way
Lost in the moment and each others face
So much in love your alone in this place
Like there's nobody else in the world
I was enough for her not long ago
I was her number one
She told me so
And she still means the world to me
Just so you know
So be careful when you hold my girl
Time changes everything
Life must go on
And I'm not gonna stand in your way

But I loved her first and I held her first
And a place in my heart will always be hers
From the first breath she breathed
When she first smiled at me
I knew the love of a father runs deep
And I prayed that she'd find you someday
But it still hard to give her away
I loved her first

How could that beautiful women with you
Be the same freckle face kid that I knew
The one that I read all those fairy tales to
And tucked into bed all those nights
And I knew the first time I saw you with her
It was only a matter of time

But I loved her first and I held her first
And a place in my heart will always be hers
From the first breath she breathed
When she first smiled at me
I knew the love of a father runs deep
And I prayed that she'd find you someday
But its still hard to give her away
I loved her first

From the first breath she breathed
When she first smiled at me
I knew the love of a father runs deep
Someday you might know what I'm going through
When a miracle smiles up at you
I loved her first

Expensive dogs?

Ok I am sure everyone has heard of a labordoodle. If not I will tell you what it is. I know everyone knows what a mutt is right? That is what a labordoodle is a very expensive mutt. Basically someone's prize winning poodle got pregnant by a lab, and the owner decided instead of selling theese dogs for cheap he'd raise the prize b/c it is a "new breed". Ok by these same rules and principals I could sell my dog's mutt puppies and get a shit load b/c it is a "new breed" called ketchup. There are just somethings I will never understand.

Dude, I got a Dell.

Well I got a great surprise today. Frank bought me a new laptop for our two year anniversay. It works like a dream. I get to put all of my bs on it without being jumped on for "putting to much on the computer". Anyways I hope everyone is having a great day too.

Me thinking again!

Well I knew the cold wouldn't last long, Damn Texas heat. Well the other night Chris and Jeannie came over with there duo (Kaylee and Eric). It is amazing how much those kids look just like their dad, I mean give Chris long hair without the goatee you have Kaylee. Frank and Chris took my beagle Maggie rabbit hunting trying to train her (she is a beagle isn't that in their blood?).

Anyways we ended up talking about names for Jeannie's baby and I realized how much I missed being pregnant with Abby. Ask anyone who saw me when I was pregnant my tummy was always moving. It was funny when I would eat and would start getting full she'd stretch her little foot out my right side and you could feel the details of it. I miss that other than having to pee constantly, Frank annoying me by making her chase his hand, and all the damn cravings for food I hate. Well anyways got to get ready for another day at hell oops I mean work.

Happy no a/c day!!!

Wow today was great. It was the first day in a long time that I didn't need the air conditioner on in the truck. I rode around with the windows down with sweating to death. So to everyone who is stuck indoors today HA HA!

She should have been a boy!

I guess my nephew Trey has been teaching Abby some things. Today she is riding on her winnie the pooh firetruck and she stops and picks up the front end and laughs. Then she takes off and makes the sound like she is spinning out. What's next peeing on a tire or a tree? My baby should have been a boy. With any luck the next one will be.

Adult content

" What rolls down stairs,
Alone or in pairs,
And makes a buzzedy sound?
It's long, a schlong,
A marvellous dong.
Everyone knows it's dildo.

What fits in a sock,
Feels better than cock,
And unlike a man it's slow.
It vibrates a bit,
Feels great on your clit.
Everyone knows it's dildo.

It's dildo, It's Dildo
It's big, it's fleshy, it's ribbed.
It's dildo, It's dildo.
Yes that's right it's ribbed.

What fits in your crack?
some even have sacks,
The penis you don't have to blow.
They're not just for gays,
They use AA's.
Everyone knows it's dildo.

A dildo dog,
a dildo plane.
Many more vibrating toys.

You turn the knob,
They buzz and throb.
Feels great in girls and boys.

What makes you cum,
Feels great in your bum,
Some of them even can glow.
A Dink, A Dink.
In marvelous pink.
Everyone knows it's Dildo.

A long fleshy tube,
Use oil based lube,
Not just for the neighborhood hoes,
For a girl on the go
with no time for a beu
It makes for the perect fellow.
They're dildos They're dildos.
The sex toy that everyone likes
They're dildos They're dildos.
For gay men and even for dykes."

I knew Toby had taste!

While looking at trucks online today i found this. I knew Toby Keith is my kinda person.

Jack Abbot is an asshole!

For thoose of you who don't know who that is watch Young and the restless. If you watch it and you have missed a few eposides this is what you've missed. John while in jail had a mild stroke and was hospitalized on his birthday. While in the hospital he had a masive stroke. He was on life support even though he had a DNR. Gloria wouldn't allow them to pull the plug then he decides to let him go. Well Gloria, Jack and Ashley argue over the funeral. To get even with gloria Jack tells her the wrong time to be at the funeral. Then we find out John had a new will (which Jack helped him write). He kicks Gloria and Kevin out of the Abbot mansion and they have to live with Micheal and Lauren. So that is what is going on now. See I told you he was an asshole

I'm baccccckkkkkk!

Wow what a weekend. My computer decided to go out of service so to speak. After redoing the whole damn system, I couldn't find the disk to get my internet back working. Then today we get a disk for sbc dsl, but it is not the same as before. So i have alott of reading to do and alott of deleting spam mail. Why is it always my computer that gets the shits?

a perfect ending!

Well it seems all that sun done a number on my skin. I look like a steamed lobster, but it was still fun.

I had the perfect ending to the perfect day last night. Frank and I went to the drive in last night. We saw you me and Dupree and John Tucker must die. They were awesome movies and it only cost us $12 to get in. The food is cheap too. We laughed had a popcorn fight in the back of my truck. It was like old times with us.

Then I had a great night's sleep and a perfect day at work.

A day at the lake!

I went over to a friend's house today and went swimming with her and a few others in the lake. You know it has been so long since I have been actually in the lake I almost forgot how great it is just to swim around. I guess I am a risk taker being as I will swim in something other than a pool or a really clear lake. Anyways the lake is where I learned to swim, shit for that matter most of my childhood was spent up there. I remember when my daddy would let me sit in his lap and let me drive his boat or when my papaw would take me fishing.

I haven't been at the lake more than a handful of times since he passed away. Today seemed to relax me alott. I remember one time when we were perch fishing and I saw a snake and papaw chased it away. All and all I had a great time, except when john threw me over his shoulders and dunked me. Today was exactly what I needed time away from everyone except a few friends. So maybe now I will be able to think clearly.

PS. And to be nice (something I rarely do) I have deleted all comments bashing others.

Old toys

You know as I walked in to see my darling baby girl sleeping I look around her room and see all my old toys that she loves so much. It is amazing at how much she loves "Ron Ron" my old ragged Ronald McDonald doll that was give to me by Pappy at age 6 or 7. Or how her eyes lit up when I brought in my old kitchen set that I got for Christmas in 1989. We cleaned it up today and it looks almost as good at it did back then. Also for anyone who remember Teddy rupxin they are back at Wal-mart. I put one on layaway for abby's Christmas. I remember when I busted my head open when I was 4 or 5 I had to have my teddy with me.

You always see people throwing out or selling these old toys when you know that their kids would love them just as much as they did. Abby may look just like her daddy, but she has her mamma's sense when it comes to do. I see her picking up her "Little Critter" books that I bought her and remember having my mom or sister read them to me as a kid. I remember when Debbie (my sister) used to read Charlotte's Web to me one chapter a night until we finished it.

I just hope Abby is smart enough to know who to trust as her friends and who to ignore in life. I want so much for her to go to college and be whatever it is she wants to be. I just hope she figures it out sooner than later.

If I could go back the only thing I would change in my life is not studying harder in school, maybe then I would be able to get into a college easier. Anyways that is not an issues now it's just trying to decide if I really want to go back and be a trauma nurse or not. After my mom's wreck that was all I wanted to do b/c of how great they all were with my mom and us. I am just scared that I wouldn't be able to take the blood and gore or even worse what if I freeze up like I did when Abby got into super glue. I don't know if I ever said it or not, but Tina I do have to thank you for helping with her.

Awwww my life............

How many women can say this? I went to the mall with over $900 to do whatever with and spent $67.32, I HATE SHOPPING! I was going to go to a movie, but there where way too many people there. I ended up buying some perfume and getting a massage (awwwwwwww that felt great).

Oh and while I am thinking of it, I also HATE MY JOB. I swear I deal with more stupid ass women that have nothing better to do then run their mouths about shit they don't know about. I am applying everywhere i can think of to get a better one. I am seriously thinking of going back to Wal-mart, at least then I get a 10% discount (but then there's that shopping thing again). Anyways that is what's going on in my world.

World trade center

This has got to be the most amazing movie I have seen all year. It is a sad movie, but it has a happy ending unlike Ladder 49 or message in a bottle (both of which I am still pissed at the writers for). I definitely tells the truth of what happened, but from an officers stand-point. It gives a great deal of detail of what they must have been going through inside that building. I cried through the whole movie almost. I have to say if you were trying to decide if you wanted to see it trust me it is worth it.

Can you identify this person?

I found this pic and I can't seem to figure out exactly who it is!

Funny Jokes

Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage,
and values. Stu said, "I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married,
Did you?" Leroy replied, "I'm not sure, What was her maiden name?"

A little boy went up to his father and asked: "Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?"
The father replied. "Well son, you must have got it from your mother, cause I still have mine"

"Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce Court Judge said, "And I've decided to give your wife $775 a week,"
"That's very fair, your honor," the husband said. "And every now and then I'll try to send her a few bucks myself,"

A doctor examined a woman, took the husband aside, and said, "I don't like the looks of your wife at all.
"Me neither doc," said the husband. "But she's a great cook and really good with the kids.

An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years.
The Wizard says, "Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you.
The old man says without hesitation, "I now pronounce you man and wife."

Two Reasons Why It's So Hard To Solve A Redneck Murder

1.. All the DNA is the same.
2. There are no dental records.

Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of Juan Gonzalez. "How was he killed?" asked one detective. "With a golf gun," the there detective replied.
"A golf gun?! What is a golf gun?"
"I don't know. But it sure made a hole in Juan."

This guy has been sitting in a bar all night, staring at a blonde wearing the tightest pants he's ever seen. Finally his curiosity gets the best of him, so he walks over and asks, "How do you get into those pants? "
The young woman looks him over and replies, "Well, you could start by buying me a drink."

Moe: "My wife got me to believe in religion."
Joe: "Really?"
Moe: "Yeah. Until I married her I didn't believe in hell."

While shopping for vacation clothes, my husband and I passed a display of bathing suits. It had been at least ten years and twenty pounds since I had even considered buying a bathing suit, so I sought my husband's advice."What do you think?" I asked. "Should I get a bikini or an all-in-one?" "Better get a bikini," he replied. "You'd never get it all in one.

And you thought you had bad luck!

I just read an article about a guy I graduated with. He was hurt when he was over in Iraq. This is the second time he has been severely injured that I know of, the first time was in high school he was badly burnt. I can't believe how much has changed. He is back in the states now. The article can be found at http://www.hcnonline.com/site/news.cfm?newsid=16992775&BRD=1574&PAG=461&dept_id=532241&rfi=6. It is interesting.

Just a little fact for ya!

Well being as Leroy brought it up it was a real battle the song talks about at the beginning of the actual song it tells the story of it. The guy who gave Big Kenny his top hat was one of the people in the battle that lived. This is what I have found out of that on though, "On 8 November, 1965, the 173rd took part in Operation Hump. They were ambushed by approximately 1,200 Viet Cong, resulting in the deaths of 48 men of the 173rd", complements of http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/173rd_Airborne.

The 8th of November by Big and Rich

This is yet another bad ass song!


"Said goodbye to his momma as he left South Dakota
To fight for the red, what and blue
He was 19 and green with a new M-16
Just doing what he had to do
He was dropped in the jungle where the choppers would rumble
With the smell of napalm in the air
And the sergant said...look up ahead
Like a dark evil cloud, 1,200 came down on him and 29 more
They fought for their lives but most of them died in the 173rd Airborne

[Chorus:]
On the 8th of November the angels were crying
As they carried his brothers away
With the fire raining down and the hell all around
There were few men left standing that day
Saw the eagle fly through a clear blue sky 1965, the 8th of November

Now he's 58 and his pony tail's gray
But the battle still plays in his head
He limps when he walks but he's strong when he talks
About the Shrapnel they left in his leg
He puts on a gray suit over his Airborne tattoo
And he ties it on one time a year
And remebers that fallen as he orders a tall one
And swallows it down with tears

[Chorus]
Saw the eagle fly through a clear blue sky 1965...
On the 8th of November the angels were crying
As they carried his brother away
With the fire raining down and the hell all around
THere were few men left standing that day

[Chorus]
Said goodbye to his momma as he left South Dakota
TO fight for the red, white and blue
He was nineteen and green with a new M-16
Just doing what he had to do"

Abby the escapee part 3

Ok she has gotten better about sleeping in her bed. The other night she comes crying into our room, I look up to see her holding her diaper crying. It looked like she was holding it up, after staring for a few minutes in the dark I realize that one side had came undone, and she was desperately trying to keep it from falling off. I couldn't help but laugh at the sight of my child with this help me mommy look on her face. As I start laughing she gets pissed and start yelling at me in her own language. Thank god I don't understand baby. I put the diaper back on her and let her sleep with us for the rest of the night. Trying to make up for it.

The truest thing I have ever read!

For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.

Men are like....
1. Men are like ...Laxatives ... They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like... Bananas ... The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like ...Weather ... Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like ...Blenders .. You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like ...Chocolate Bars ... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like ... Commercials ... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like ..Department Stores ... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like ...Government Bonds ... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like ...Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like ..Popcorn ... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like ... Lava Lamps ... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
12. Men are like..Parking Spots .. All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

My day with Liz!

Well Abby and I spent the day at a friend's house. Man I thought I had it bad with one child, this girl has got seven kids . Yes you read that right SEVEN, ranging in age from 15 to 1. She manages to raise them, work as a CNA, and deal with pain in the ass neighbors without help from the government. My first thoughts when i heard this was "yeah right sure, hun.". I realized today that there was eight kids in the house and yet it was peaceful. They all play well together, Abby and Noah love each other. It was so cute when they seen each other they run up and hug (it looked more like a choaking though). I got to see some interesting stuff. Their female neighbor looks like a man, not to mention she was HUGE. She gave me a messed up look and I asked if she thought I was a pork chop. Anyways I am tired and have to work tomorrow so Good night all.

KISS KISS,
Me

A great song.

This has got to be the best song I've heard in a long time. It's the newest one by Carrie Underwood.


"Right now he's probably slow dancing with a bleached-blond trim, and she's probably getting frisky...
right now, he's probably buying her some fruity little drink cause she can't shoot whiskey...
Right now, he's probably up behind her with a pool-stick, showing her how to shoot a combo...
And he don't know...
I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive, carved my name into his leather seat...
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights, slashed a hole in all 4 tires...
And maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.
Right now, she's probably up singing some white-trash version of Shania karoke..
Right now, she's probably saying "I'm drunk" and he's a thinking that he's gonna lucky,
Right now, he's probably dabbing 3 dollars worth of that bathroom Polo...
And he don't know...
That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive, carved my name into his leather seat,
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights, slashed a hole in all 4 tires...
And maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.
I might saved a little trouble for the next girl, Cause the next time that he cheats...
Oh, you know it won't be on me!
Ohh... not on me...
I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive, carved my name into his leather seat...
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights, slashed a hole in all 4 tires...
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.
Ohh.. Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats...
Ohh... before he cheats... "

An update for everyone.

It is truly amazing what you learn at a funeral of all places! I now know that my cousin Shannon name is his middle name and not his first. I also know that my uncle is the one who taught my daddy about Drywall and that he is the one who built the church that he preached at.

Ok let me give you an update on what I am talking about. My uncle R.J. (I also now know what that stands for) passed away on Saturday around noon. He has been battling with cancer for quite awhile now and the cancer won, well today was his funeral. He was a Pentecostal reverend, my cousin Greg is going to follow in his footsteps.

During the service I learned all the things I listed above. I had no idea of any of this. It was an interesting funeral, for anyone who has never been to a Pentecostal service be prepared, they were jumping up and down, yelling, and holding their arms up alott. It was neat though. So my uncle is now joined with my Papa up there waiting on the rest of us.

Abby the escapee part 2

Well it is the third night of her having a bed and she has slept in it maybe a total of 8 hours all together. We put her in it and she runs back to us in a matter of minutes. Oh dear god I need sleep she keeps me up at night, b/c she takes up all of our bed. My head hurts and I am tired. This time she doesn't want to go to bed at all. Usually she wakes up and comes in our bed not tonight.

Abby the escapee!

Ok yesterday with the help of a friend's tools, I transformed Abby's crib into a transitional bed. Well this morning at 2:30 I hear a little whimper then I look up and see her running across the hall to our room. Up the side of the bed she comes and lays down on my chest. I can do nothing, but laugh at the fact she ran all the way to our room as if to say "I'm Free"! I figured it would take at least one entire night before she figured out that she could get out by herself!

My day so far.

As I am cleaning Abby's room today boxing up old clothes and such. I realize my daughter has gone through enough clothes in one year to fill up 5 big diaper boxes. I just hope she doesn't go through that many clothes all her life. I mean I have less clothes in my entire room than she does in her closet. She is already a shoe fanatic so I have to hear the word "Shoes" all day that I am with her (define irony the daughter of a woman who hates shoes).

Oh and while I am thinking of it does anyone have any potty training tips I need all the help I can get.

Abby's addition!!!!!!!!

This is her thoughts of the whole thing!!!!!!!!!

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EWWWWWWWWWW maybe letting her type with a cookie in her Hand was a bad idea!

Awwwwwww Depression

I just looked over at Abby and realized my 15 month old comes to my waist. Is it possible to grow taller after 21? She is going to be taller than I by 3 years old. She'll be taller than Leroy by age 2 j/k 3 1/2! Oh lord I am depressing myself, where's the chocolate doughnuts when I needs them? As long as she doesn't try to wear my bra again that was scary. My sister in-law painted her toenails today. I am also now a table for Abby's cookie. Man, kids these days trying to use you for anything they can!

Me thinking again!!!!!!!!!!!

Today was bittersweet, we got a new admit on my hall. Turns out she knew my Papaw when my uncle Troy and Aunt Doritha were small. I had to hold back the tears in my eyes as she talked about him. He has been gone for 2 years now and I miss him more than ever. Not to mention one of my babies up there are dying so I have been holding off tears on that too. Anyone who is in or around medical field knows what "death rattles" are, she has them BAD. There was alott of family members there so I couldn't spend much time with her alone. I know what heaven is going to be like. It is going to have a huge lake with bight clear blue water and all the fish you can catch (just the way Papaw said it would be like). It's going to be sunny and best of all Papaw will be waiting there with my old fishing pole and a bucket of bait with that silly hat with the catfish sticking out of it. I know I will see you again. I miss you and love you!

Get the camera ready!

I sit here watch Abby and Frank play with the house she got for Christmas. I just hope he doesn't try going through the door again last time he got stuck, it was funny and embarassing all at the same time. I have enjoyed my day off, I got to sit on my ass and watch Mash while eating doughnuts with Abby.

P.S. I got to hear three little words very few people ever hear from Dalton Lee "you are right".

Just updating my blog!!!!!!!!!

Well just for thoose who are wondering I had Frank burn our old mattress and air up the other one. Going from a king size with a spring in the ass to a full size full of air (maybe I should have just laid on Frank). Although if I had to choice of the two I'll take the spring in the ass :) !!!!!! Anyways back to my day I have been on my feet for almost 7 hours straight therefore my dogs are barking (damn I have been around old people to much). Oh and while I am thinking of it, Cat did your doggies ever come home?

Something that needs to be said.....

Well today was another bad day. I got a phone call from Frank asking if I knew a Ricky. I told him to be more specific, when he said he was married to a Maggie I knew exactly who it was. After hearing what had happened I grabbed the work phone and called my little bro Roger to double check, he told me it was true and the funeral is tomorrow at 1:00. I couldn't believe what all had happened. Their house caught fire not to long ago then a few days later their youngest child stopped breathing and was hospitalized and now this. It truly makes you think. With everything how it is you never know who's next. So I would like to take this time to say a few things, Leroy you are my best friend and I love you to death for being there when I need a friend, Cassie you are a very dear friend to me also, Dink you are someone that I will never forget no matter how hard I try :), Theresa, Cat, and Tina you are inspirations to women who want to be emts and/or firefighters, Frank my darling husband I know I don't say it enough but I love you and I don't think I could survive without you with me. If anything should ever happen to me just know you are all very special to me and I love you all no matter what we've been through.

Oh my is that really my daughter?

I have now seen the funniest site. Abby is dancing to music off of her play house. She is sticking her butt in the air and shaking it while bouncing up and down. This is almost as funny as her boxing Frank a minute ago. She is adorable but she dances like her daddy (gotta love his effort). I just hope she learns how to dance when she get older. Not to mention how annoying that song is and she keeps hitting the button for that song. Oh wait a quick break to snag a green bean from mommy. Now she is calling out "Cookie!". Damn Frank is his oreos.


P.S. Leroy if your mattress goes missing I know nothing!!!!!!!!!!!

My mattress........

For those of you who do not know this, I have the most uncomfortable mattress in the world. Sleeping on a rock would be more comfortable. It is very old and has springs sticking out of it, one of which stabbed me in the ass cheek. People wonder why I stay up so late, try laying on that bed. We went looking for mattress today, after being introduced to the pillow top bed when moving Leroy. I now know what I want, to bad they no longer make dual pillowtops. We did however find a very comfortable one that was only $599 for just they mattress no box springs included, but we have new box springs that was gave to us a few months back. The down side we don't have that money to spare right now so we apply for credit 90 days same as cash, we got denied. It is to the point that I am ready to burn our mattress and use the air one for now. Hopefully Frank gets that job b/c the first thing I am buying is a new bed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My first time........

....... Out of Texas that is.

Alright you prevs thinking I was being dirty. For those of you who don't know I had never been out of Texas before Thursday. We went to Louisiana, way into it actually. If you look on a map of that state find Morgan City that was where we were. It was a 6 hour drive one way. I had to get up at 6 am so we could leave by 6:30. We crossed the border at 8:40 am. We got lost five times due to someone not reading directions or listening to his wife, not saying any names though. We get there and they send us to a doctors office for a physical and drug test. It took 3 hours in the doctors office. I never knew it took that long to do vitals, and say "turn your head and cough". He needs to go to another doctor now due to his knee being weak, but he can do that in Texas. We get heading back home stop at a Popeyes and a small casino (we only spent 6 dollars in there too). WE cross the border again at 9:40 pm. By this time I am tired and really bitchy (let me guess you are thinking how can you tell the diff.). We get lost again in Beaumont don't ask me how, but he did. We get to 105 and 321 and we see Dink turning down the road. All and all I think I will stay my happy ass in Texas from now on.

Happy Birthday, LEROY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

I told you I was going to be like this all day!!!!!!!!!!!!

Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday dear Dalton,
Happy birthday to you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Awwwww the fourth of July...........

What a great day NOT!!!

I had to work there for I once again missed the damn fireworks. This is the third year in a row i have not been in Lake Livingston in my dad's boat watching the fireworks . The first year I had to work, the second we were in houston, and now I had to work. Dammitt this bites ass. My big fourth of July dinner was a greassy burger from sonic. To top it all off i relized I goofed on someone's b-day and thought it was July 6th (sorry Theresa). So my fourth sucked.

Only time will tell.....

Well Frank has to go take a drug test before the 13th and then he will leave out on the 17th for 5 days of training. I know I always make the joke I want to get rid of him for weeks at a time, but I am going to miss him. I know it will get us more money and time apart, but I am worried. All these what if's keep going through my head. What if something happens and I need him? What if he can't get off for Christmas what will abby and I do? What about our anniversary? On the other hand there is the fact we will be able to afford our own place. Plus be able to pay off my truck sooner. Not to mention I can be able to go back to college.

"I'll take prison for 200, Alex"

For those of you that have no clue what that is from you have not seen the funniest movie Madea's family reunion. I haven't laughed that hard in awhile and I saw it in theaters. I will never think of grits the same again. If you haven't seen it watch it you will laugh your ass off.

Me thinking on little sleep.

You ever wonder what if. I know everyone does, but here lately I have been thinking it alott. Mainly What would have happened if I would have just went to the Art institute of Houston instead of staying in Tarkington. It's like a chain of events. If I wouldn't have dated Odie (anyone comment and I WILL kick your butt) then I wouldn't have been in Cleveland. If Odie wouldn't have cheated on me with Amy then I wouldn't have dated Larry (again do NOT go there).If I wouldn't have dated Larry he wouldn't have blew up the engine in my neon. If he wouldn't have blew up the engine in my neon I wouldn't have gotten my Ford (well I guess something good to come of it). If I wouldn't have gotten my truck I wouldn't have had to pay a truck note. If I wouldn't have had to pay a truck note then I wouldn't have worked at porter Wal-Mart. If I wouldn't have worked at Porter Wal-mart then I wouldn't have met Frank. If I wouldn't have met Frank I wouldn't have cared about the fire department. If I wouldn't have cared about the fire department then I wouldn't have met Leroy and all my friends there. Now then did I confuse you?

The morning after

Well let's see where do I begin. The only word to decribe last night is cold. I have never thought i would ever see the day my husband didn't want anything to do with me. He said a little bit, but that was it. I stayed up most of the night trying to sleep, but nothing worked. Thinking about when I get called to the office today b/c of this shit effecting my job. I didn't get to bed until 1:00 am i don't know when I feel asleep. The only thing that has made me laugh in the past 12 hours is Rodney Carrington. I woke up at 6 this morning. I haven't seen 6am since I pulled the double. I am tired and I wanna be far away from everyone and everything. Oh and for the record I have been trying to help and protect Leroy from this shit. Sometimes being a good friend is leaning when to shut up!

Just when things start going good.........

......Everything goes bad.

Today was a great day NOT. In case you haven't figured it out I was being sarcastic on my last post. So for all of you that have helped make my day a living hell I hope you get diarrhea and there is no toilet paper and you have to wait to use the pot.

For those of you who would like to hear about what all happened, here is my day in a nutshell. I got awaken at 3:00 am and couldn't go back to sleep until 4:30. Then Abby wakes up wanting to sleep on my chest around 7 preventing me from more sleep. Then Frank comes home for lunch at 10:00. I have to get a shower and get dressed for work. I go into Porter to pay a loan and realize I am low on gas. I have to pull into a gas station where the cashier was flippin stupid and put the money on the wrong pump, I wasn't happy. I finally get to Splendora to get something to eat at Jack in the box. Abby and I munch on French fries while I argue with Frank on the phone about him not putting gas in the truck. Out of kindness I get him a Dr Pepper from sonic and end up wearing most of it. I get to work only to find that I am on the same damn halls I have been on. Well I get everyone set when I get a text from Frank saying we needed to talk. He tells me that he read a certain blog and wants to know why I lied to him. I ask him what he is talking about and he reads to me the biggest crock of shit I have ever heard in my life. I was fuming at this point. I hang up and call Leroy asking him if he was spreading this lie. Well that didn't go over to well. As I am talking to him I get called to the nurses station. I took care of my peeps and went to the store for cigarettes. During this time I was so mad I couldn't see straight. After we get everything almost smoothed over my cell rings I won't go into detail of what went through my mind when I read the name on my caller id, but just be glad I did not answer b/c your ears would still be ringing. Then I check my voicemail there was an apologize on there saying that it was all a misunderstanding (hmmmmmmm, but when Leroy, Cas or I said this it was made out as a lie?). Oh and I forgot to mention during all this Frank and I decided to split up (we are ok now). Long story short I now have received my first write up EVER b/c I got into it with a co-worker due to him saying something smartassy at the wrong time. So in short thank you those of you who did this for helping me receive this great honor.

Wow

I was just informed that I am going thru a divorce. Wow I am glad I found out. Imagine my surprise when I found this out. You know there is something that has been bugging me about all of this, Leroy I have got to know, was I any good? I really want to know this answer b/c I don't have any clue to if u were. Now I got to go I am tired after going to the mall and getting divorced all in one day.

My relaxing day!!!!!

Today was actually fun I went to the mall with my little buddy. I went hunting a birthday presents for a dear friend. I was drug into more shoestores today than i have ever been into my whole life. Anyone who knows me knows I like flipflops or barefeet.

We found the prefect gifts for him. We bought a set of 4 guiness glasses and a stationary guiness bottleopener. I say this only b/c he has gotten them already.

I also ordered a book from barnes and noble recommened by him. I used to hate going to the mall, but it was fun today.

Abby got a new bear from build a bear workshop. It's a firefighter one she calls DADA OHHHHHH. She kept calling this as we walked around with it. It plays music and all.

Then we left there and went to the firestation. Where we celebrated Albert's 50 birthday and went over pump ops.

I am finally home to relax.

Oh and while I am thinking of this I now feel like a total blonde not clicking to which David Banner Leroy was talking about.

My 2 cents

You know I have had enough of these bullshit lies. I think it is about time someone actually hears the damn truth. I have NEVER cheated on my husband and if you believe I have then that is your own stupidity. I have kept my mouth shut for too long. I know who started this stupid rumor and frankly you need to get a life. I now know who my friends are and who are the shit starters. So for those of you that love to start mess watch out b/c it will come back to bite your ass. Just remember when all your friends don't want anything to do with you, you caused it yourself.

Gratitude

It is amazing how a little appreciation can effect you. I do the same thing day in day out 4 days on 2 off. I have had to work the same halls all 4 days this time when I asked the nurse why she replied, "because momma is on that hall and you are the best." This coming from a nurse that is a royal bitch to everyone. Then to top my night off I was told that my hall was in excellent shape by my relief. I have never been happier with my work.

My visit to the doctor.

I just relized I haven't said what was wrong with me the other day when I kept getting dizzy. Well turns out it is a tension headache due to stress. I was precribed some muscle relaxer/asprin/caf. combo pill. It is friggin' huge. It was funny when I first time I took one it was a whole one thinking I could handle it it does say take 1 every 6 hours as needed for headaches. Never again! I was laughing a stupid stuff and was zoned out most of the day. One of my coworkers asked me to share what I was on. I don't know what is in it, but I was tore up. I have a special ringtone for one of my friends and when they called I thought I was hearing voices (you know you have been around the fire department too long when this happens). I called them back laughing my ass off about it. I now only take 1/2 of one for my headaches (the voices are gone). Well got to go I am hungry. Hope I made you laugh at least. Kiss kiss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stupid people

Ever hear of the saying "don't believe everything you read and only some of what you hear"? It is a very good phrase now if only some of the people in this world would learn and live by it. Rumors can cause alott of pain for alott of people, but why should anyone ever give a damn about someone other than themselves. Instead they start more shit and frankly I am tired of dealing with stupid ass people who don't know what the fuck they are talking about. You know damn well who you are and if you have nothing better to do than start rumors about others than get a damn life of your own and stop trying to mess with those of us who do. Oh and while you are at it remember the saying about those who lives in glass houses.

My lovely friggin' day.

I swear if I would have had my gun today half the population would be gone. I have had a strange headache, dizziness, blurred vision and I have been dropping things constantly. I dropped my cigarette, coffee, milk and a big pitcher of water (housekeeping was ready to kill me). I am going to the clinic tomorrow so hopefully I will know something other than it might be nerves, stress, pregnancy or hormonal imbalance. If they tell me to lay off caffeine it ain't happening. I am bitchy enough as it is I don't need lack of caffeine added to it. It never fells if you are having a bad day everyone knows just how to make it worse. I have annoying coworkers bugging me with stupid shit, a nurse that won't get off my back and a resident passed on today too (she was 101 years old). So my day was about as fun as a root canal without anesthesia.

Define normal...

You always hear people say "you're driving me crazy" as if they aren't already. In my personal opinion everyone is crazy to some extent. I mean look at these people who go and get unmentionable parts of their bodies pierced or tattooed or look at the people who go thru excruciating pain just to remove hair. I have done my brows myself, but I went and had them done the other day and that shit hurts. I don't even want to think of bikini waxing. Also why is it if you carry on a conversation with yourself when you are a child it's imagination, but when you are an adult it's crazy? When is the turning point of childhood and adulthood? I mean look at some of the so call ART that sells for millions I have seen preschoolers do the same thing and it just gets hung on the fridge. Tell me that is normal.

The longest thirty minutes of my life.

Yesterday morning was hell on earth for me. I wake up way before I wanted to so I could take Frank to work. I get home and check my email like I do everyday. Abby is wanting me to hold her so she can slap the keyboard. I get done and put her down. I walk out of the room for a minute and I hear her cry it sounded a little funny then I hear a muffled cough (not her usual fake one). I walk in there to find her holding a tube in her hand with something white all in her mouth. I grab the tube to see what she found and it's super glue. I scream grab her up and grab my cell to call Frank (he didn't answer). So I grab the house phone to call 911 screaming about my 14 month old just swallowed super glue. I give them my name and address and that if they tone first responders that it's Frank's daughter. Then I remember TINA. I grab my cell again while on the house phone with diapatch and call constantly yelling "TINA TINA TINA". No answer dispatch tones 523 the first responders. My cell rings with Tina on there telling me she was on her way. I call Frank again he answers this time, I ask if he heard the tone before he could reply I yelled "It's Abby you asshole." I know it was of me evil but I was panicked and men are never around when you need them. It seemed like forever it was only like a few minutes. I will be honest 51 has never looked so beautiful to me. I grabbed Abby and ran outside to let Tina get her luckily I had got most of it out of her mouth. Theresa pulled up a minute later, then Evert, and then the ambulance with Murphy. We took her to the hospital via ambulance. I called Frank on the way there telling him we are on our way. Abby constantly smiling at Murphy (she's a flirt). We get there and they said she'd be ok. When we got out of the ER Abby was yelling for Tera (my mom's Boston terrier). I was still in panic mode and all she could think of was that dog. From the time it happened to the time I got to the ER was only 30 minutes tell me that ain't a kick ass responce time. She is much better today, she is helping me type this so if there are typos it ain't easy to do this while holding her.

I'm to tired to think of a title

Have you ever been so tired that you couldn't sleep. It happened to me last night or rater this morning. I pulled a double shift at work and was there for 16 hours straight. You see I usually work 2pm to 10pm, well I got out of there at 6am. I drank 2 pots of coffee and was still so tired. Luckily I didn't have to drive home, a wonderful friend brought Frank up to work so he could get the truck. Oh in case I forgot thank you, Dalton you're my hero!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The things we do to entertain ourselves.................

Last night while at work me and my friend Lena decide to make work more fun and challenging. You see we are both trying to loose weight and get into shape (I want to be back into a size 4 and be 120lbs again). So we came up with a game to make up work out while still doing our jobs. We do lounges to answer call lights. When on break we mix up our exercise ie. Sit ups, push-ups, and something out of a self magazine that probally isn't meant to be done on concrete. I felt great last night while doing it, but today on the other hand I hurt. At least it kept me out of trouble lord knows the nurses get annoyed at me always asking to do blood pressures. Anyways got to go see what Abby is doing she is to quite in there.

What i've learned

I've learned no matter how nice you are to people some will still piss you off,
to be nice to people you never know what their occupation is,
never say you are having a good day or else something bad will happen,
if you smile too much people will know you've lost it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!