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" What rolls down stairs,
Alone or in pairs,
And makes a buzzedy sound?
It's long, a schlong,
A marvellous dong.
Everyone knows it's dildo.

What fits in a sock,
Feels better than cock,
And unlike a man it's slow.
It vibrates a bit,
Feels great on your clit.
Everyone knows it's dildo.

It's dildo, It's Dildo
It's big, it's fleshy, it's ribbed.
It's dildo, It's dildo.
Yes that's right it's ribbed.

What fits in your crack?
some even have sacks,
The penis you don't have to blow.
They're not just for gays,
They use AA's.
Everyone knows it's dildo.

A dildo dog,
a dildo plane.
Many more vibrating toys.

You turn the knob,
They buzz and throb.
Feels great in girls and boys.

What makes you cum,
Feels great in your bum,
Some of them even can glow.
A Dink, A Dink.
In marvelous pink.
Everyone knows it's Dildo.

A long fleshy tube,
Use oil based lube,
Not just for the neighborhood hoes,
For a girl on the go
with no time for a beu
It makes for the perect fellow.
They're dildos They're dildos.
The sex toy that everyone likes
They're dildos They're dildos.
For gay men and even for dykes."

I knew Toby had taste!

While looking at trucks online today i found this. I knew Toby Keith is my kinda person.

Jack Abbot is an asshole!

For thoose of you who don't know who that is watch Young and the restless. If you watch it and you have missed a few eposides this is what you've missed. John while in jail had a mild stroke and was hospitalized on his birthday. While in the hospital he had a masive stroke. He was on life support even though he had a DNR. Gloria wouldn't allow them to pull the plug then he decides to let him go. Well Gloria, Jack and Ashley argue over the funeral. To get even with gloria Jack tells her the wrong time to be at the funeral. Then we find out John had a new will (which Jack helped him write). He kicks Gloria and Kevin out of the Abbot mansion and they have to live with Micheal and Lauren. So that is what is going on now. See I told you he was an asshole

I'm baccccckkkkkk!

Wow what a weekend. My computer decided to go out of service so to speak. After redoing the whole damn system, I couldn't find the disk to get my internet back working. Then today we get a disk for sbc dsl, but it is not the same as before. So i have alott of reading to do and alott of deleting spam mail. Why is it always my computer that gets the shits?

a perfect ending!

Well it seems all that sun done a number on my skin. I look like a steamed lobster, but it was still fun.

I had the perfect ending to the perfect day last night. Frank and I went to the drive in last night. We saw you me and Dupree and John Tucker must die. They were awesome movies and it only cost us $12 to get in. The food is cheap too. We laughed had a popcorn fight in the back of my truck. It was like old times with us.

Then I had a great night's sleep and a perfect day at work.

A day at the lake!

I went over to a friend's house today and went swimming with her and a few others in the lake. You know it has been so long since I have been actually in the lake I almost forgot how great it is just to swim around. I guess I am a risk taker being as I will swim in something other than a pool or a really clear lake. Anyways the lake is where I learned to swim, shit for that matter most of my childhood was spent up there. I remember when my daddy would let me sit in his lap and let me drive his boat or when my papaw would take me fishing.

I haven't been at the lake more than a handful of times since he passed away. Today seemed to relax me alott. I remember one time when we were perch fishing and I saw a snake and papaw chased it away. All and all I had a great time, except when john threw me over his shoulders and dunked me. Today was exactly what I needed time away from everyone except a few friends. So maybe now I will be able to think clearly.

PS. And to be nice (something I rarely do) I have deleted all comments bashing others.

Old toys

You know as I walked in to see my darling baby girl sleeping I look around her room and see all my old toys that she loves so much. It is amazing at how much she loves "Ron Ron" my old ragged Ronald McDonald doll that was give to me by Pappy at age 6 or 7. Or how her eyes lit up when I brought in my old kitchen set that I got for Christmas in 1989. We cleaned it up today and it looks almost as good at it did back then. Also for anyone who remember Teddy rupxin they are back at Wal-mart. I put one on layaway for abby's Christmas. I remember when I busted my head open when I was 4 or 5 I had to have my teddy with me.

You always see people throwing out or selling these old toys when you know that their kids would love them just as much as they did. Abby may look just like her daddy, but she has her mamma's sense when it comes to do. I see her picking up her "Little Critter" books that I bought her and remember having my mom or sister read them to me as a kid. I remember when Debbie (my sister) used to read Charlotte's Web to me one chapter a night until we finished it.

I just hope Abby is smart enough to know who to trust as her friends and who to ignore in life. I want so much for her to go to college and be whatever it is she wants to be. I just hope she figures it out sooner than later.

If I could go back the only thing I would change in my life is not studying harder in school, maybe then I would be able to get into a college easier. Anyways that is not an issues now it's just trying to decide if I really want to go back and be a trauma nurse or not. After my mom's wreck that was all I wanted to do b/c of how great they all were with my mom and us. I am just scared that I wouldn't be able to take the blood and gore or even worse what if I freeze up like I did when Abby got into super glue. I don't know if I ever said it or not, but Tina I do have to thank you for helping with her.

Awwww my life............

How many women can say this? I went to the mall with over $900 to do whatever with and spent $67.32, I HATE SHOPPING! I was going to go to a movie, but there where way too many people there. I ended up buying some perfume and getting a massage (awwwwwwww that felt great).

Oh and while I am thinking of it, I also HATE MY JOB. I swear I deal with more stupid ass women that have nothing better to do then run their mouths about shit they don't know about. I am applying everywhere i can think of to get a better one. I am seriously thinking of going back to Wal-mart, at least then I get a 10% discount (but then there's that shopping thing again). Anyways that is what's going on in my world.

World trade center

This has got to be the most amazing movie I have seen all year. It is a sad movie, but it has a happy ending unlike Ladder 49 or message in a bottle (both of which I am still pissed at the writers for). I definitely tells the truth of what happened, but from an officers stand-point. It gives a great deal of detail of what they must have been going through inside that building. I cried through the whole movie almost. I have to say if you were trying to decide if you wanted to see it trust me it is worth it.

Can you identify this person?

I found this pic and I can't seem to figure out exactly who it is!

Funny Jokes

Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage,
and values. Stu said, "I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married,
Did you?" Leroy replied, "I'm not sure, What was her maiden name?"

A little boy went up to his father and asked: "Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?"
The father replied. "Well son, you must have got it from your mother, cause I still have mine"

"Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce Court Judge said, "And I've decided to give your wife $775 a week,"
"That's very fair, your honor," the husband said. "And every now and then I'll try to send her a few bucks myself,"

A doctor examined a woman, took the husband aside, and said, "I don't like the looks of your wife at all.
"Me neither doc," said the husband. "But she's a great cook and really good with the kids.

An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years.
The Wizard says, "Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you.
The old man says without hesitation, "I now pronounce you man and wife."

Two Reasons Why It's So Hard To Solve A Redneck Murder

1.. All the DNA is the same.
2. There are no dental records.

Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of Juan Gonzalez. "How was he killed?" asked one detective. "With a golf gun," the there detective replied.
"A golf gun?! What is a golf gun?"
"I don't know. But it sure made a hole in Juan."

This guy has been sitting in a bar all night, staring at a blonde wearing the tightest pants he's ever seen. Finally his curiosity gets the best of him, so he walks over and asks, "How do you get into those pants? "
The young woman looks him over and replies, "Well, you could start by buying me a drink."

Moe: "My wife got me to believe in religion."
Joe: "Really?"
Moe: "Yeah. Until I married her I didn't believe in hell."

While shopping for vacation clothes, my husband and I passed a display of bathing suits. It had been at least ten years and twenty pounds since I had even considered buying a bathing suit, so I sought my husband's advice."What do you think?" I asked. "Should I get a bikini or an all-in-one?" "Better get a bikini," he replied. "You'd never get it all in one.

And you thought you had bad luck!

I just read an article about a guy I graduated with. He was hurt when he was over in Iraq. This is the second time he has been severely injured that I know of, the first time was in high school he was badly burnt. I can't believe how much has changed. He is back in the states now. The article can be found at http://www.hcnonline.com/site/news.cfm?newsid=16992775&BRD=1574&PAG=461&dept_id=532241&rfi=6. It is interesting.

Just a little fact for ya!

Well being as Leroy brought it up it was a real battle the song talks about at the beginning of the actual song it tells the story of it. The guy who gave Big Kenny his top hat was one of the people in the battle that lived. This is what I have found out of that on though, "On 8 November, 1965, the 173rd took part in Operation Hump. They were ambushed by approximately 1,200 Viet Cong, resulting in the deaths of 48 men of the 173rd", complements of http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/173rd_Airborne.

The 8th of November by Big and Rich

This is yet another bad ass song!


"Said goodbye to his momma as he left South Dakota
To fight for the red, what and blue
He was 19 and green with a new M-16
Just doing what he had to do
He was dropped in the jungle where the choppers would rumble
With the smell of napalm in the air
And the sergant said...look up ahead
Like a dark evil cloud, 1,200 came down on him and 29 more
They fought for their lives but most of them died in the 173rd Airborne

[Chorus:]
On the 8th of November the angels were crying
As they carried his brothers away
With the fire raining down and the hell all around
There were few men left standing that day
Saw the eagle fly through a clear blue sky 1965, the 8th of November

Now he's 58 and his pony tail's gray
But the battle still plays in his head
He limps when he walks but he's strong when he talks
About the Shrapnel they left in his leg
He puts on a gray suit over his Airborne tattoo
And he ties it on one time a year
And remebers that fallen as he orders a tall one
And swallows it down with tears

[Chorus]
Saw the eagle fly through a clear blue sky 1965...
On the 8th of November the angels were crying
As they carried his brother away
With the fire raining down and the hell all around
THere were few men left standing that day

[Chorus]
Said goodbye to his momma as he left South Dakota
TO fight for the red, white and blue
He was nineteen and green with a new M-16
Just doing what he had to do"

Abby the escapee part 3

Ok she has gotten better about sleeping in her bed. The other night she comes crying into our room, I look up to see her holding her diaper crying. It looked like she was holding it up, after staring for a few minutes in the dark I realize that one side had came undone, and she was desperately trying to keep it from falling off. I couldn't help but laugh at the sight of my child with this help me mommy look on her face. As I start laughing she gets pissed and start yelling at me in her own language. Thank god I don't understand baby. I put the diaper back on her and let her sleep with us for the rest of the night. Trying to make up for it.