I'm a Grandma

My Smokey-bear had her puppies. I saw her skinny butt last night and realized she had them. Now comes the fun part of finding them to see what they look like and how many. After getting the mag lite to look in the dark for them. They are under the house of course. I get close to where I think they are and look down only to see a snake about 6 inches from my feet (which are inside my flip flops). Well what can I say I jumped to the porch in a single bound screaming "SNAKE". I got up around 7 this morning to see if I could find them and not the snake and I can barley see them b/c they are to far under the house. Maybe I'll get lucky and see them later.