The truest thing I have ever read!

For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.

Men are like....
1. Men are like ...Laxatives ... They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like... Bananas ... The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like ...Weather ... Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like ...Blenders .. You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like ...Chocolate Bars ... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like ... Commercials ... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like ..Department Stores ... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like ...Government Bonds ... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like ...Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like ..Popcorn ... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like ... Lava Lamps ... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
12. Men are like..Parking Spots .. All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

My day with Liz!

Well Abby and I spent the day at a friend's house. Man I thought I had it bad with one child, this girl has got seven kids . Yes you read that right SEVEN, ranging in age from 15 to 1. She manages to raise them, work as a CNA, and deal with pain in the ass neighbors without help from the government. My first thoughts when i heard this was "yeah right sure, hun.". I realized today that there was eight kids in the house and yet it was peaceful. They all play well together, Abby and Noah love each other. It was so cute when they seen each other they run up and hug (it looked more like a choaking though). I got to see some interesting stuff. Their female neighbor looks like a man, not to mention she was HUGE. She gave me a messed up look and I asked if she thought I was a pork chop. Anyways I am tired and have to work tomorrow so Good night all.

KISS KISS,
Me

A great song.

This has got to be the best song I've heard in a long time. It's the newest one by Carrie Underwood.


"Right now he's probably slow dancing with a bleached-blond trim, and she's probably getting frisky...
right now, he's probably buying her some fruity little drink cause she can't shoot whiskey...
Right now, he's probably up behind her with a pool-stick, showing her how to shoot a combo...
And he don't know...
I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive, carved my name into his leather seat...
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights, slashed a hole in all 4 tires...
And maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.
Right now, she's probably up singing some white-trash version of Shania karoke..
Right now, she's probably saying "I'm drunk" and he's a thinking that he's gonna lucky,
Right now, he's probably dabbing 3 dollars worth of that bathroom Polo...
And he don't know...
That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive, carved my name into his leather seat,
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights, slashed a hole in all 4 tires...
And maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.
I might saved a little trouble for the next girl, Cause the next time that he cheats...
Oh, you know it won't be on me!
Ohh... not on me...
I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive, carved my name into his leather seat...
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights, slashed a hole in all 4 tires...
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.
Ohh.. Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats...
Ohh... before he cheats... "

An update for everyone.

It is truly amazing what you learn at a funeral of all places! I now know that my cousin Shannon name is his middle name and not his first. I also know that my uncle is the one who taught my daddy about Drywall and that he is the one who built the church that he preached at.

Ok let me give you an update on what I am talking about. My uncle R.J. (I also now know what that stands for) passed away on Saturday around noon. He has been battling with cancer for quite awhile now and the cancer won, well today was his funeral. He was a Pentecostal reverend, my cousin Greg is going to follow in his footsteps.

During the service I learned all the things I listed above. I had no idea of any of this. It was an interesting funeral, for anyone who has never been to a Pentecostal service be prepared, they were jumping up and down, yelling, and holding their arms up alott. It was neat though. So my uncle is now joined with my Papa up there waiting on the rest of us.

Abby the escapee part 2

Well it is the third night of her having a bed and she has slept in it maybe a total of 8 hours all together. We put her in it and she runs back to us in a matter of minutes. Oh dear god I need sleep she keeps me up at night, b/c she takes up all of our bed. My head hurts and I am tired. This time she doesn't want to go to bed at all. Usually she wakes up and comes in our bed not tonight.

Abby the escapee!

Ok yesterday with the help of a friend's tools, I transformed Abby's crib into a transitional bed. Well this morning at 2:30 I hear a little whimper then I look up and see her running across the hall to our room. Up the side of the bed she comes and lays down on my chest. I can do nothing, but laugh at the fact she ran all the way to our room as if to say "I'm Free"! I figured it would take at least one entire night before she figured out that she could get out by herself!

My day so far.

As I am cleaning Abby's room today boxing up old clothes and such. I realize my daughter has gone through enough clothes in one year to fill up 5 big diaper boxes. I just hope she doesn't go through that many clothes all her life. I mean I have less clothes in my entire room than she does in her closet. She is already a shoe fanatic so I have to hear the word "Shoes" all day that I am with her (define irony the daughter of a woman who hates shoes).

Oh and while I am thinking of it does anyone have any potty training tips I need all the help I can get.

Abby's addition!!!!!!!!

This is her thoughts of the whole thing!!!!!!!!!

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EWWWWWWWWWW maybe letting her type with a cookie in her Hand was a bad idea!

Awwwwwww Depression

I just looked over at Abby and realized my 15 month old comes to my waist. Is it possible to grow taller after 21? She is going to be taller than I by 3 years old. She'll be taller than Leroy by age 2 j/k 3 1/2! Oh lord I am depressing myself, where's the chocolate doughnuts when I needs them? As long as she doesn't try to wear my bra again that was scary. My sister in-law painted her toenails today. I am also now a table for Abby's cookie. Man, kids these days trying to use you for anything they can!

Me thinking again!!!!!!!!!!!

Today was bittersweet, we got a new admit on my hall. Turns out she knew my Papaw when my uncle Troy and Aunt Doritha were small. I had to hold back the tears in my eyes as she talked about him. He has been gone for 2 years now and I miss him more than ever. Not to mention one of my babies up there are dying so I have been holding off tears on that too. Anyone who is in or around medical field knows what "death rattles" are, she has them BAD. There was alott of family members there so I couldn't spend much time with her alone. I know what heaven is going to be like. It is going to have a huge lake with bight clear blue water and all the fish you can catch (just the way Papaw said it would be like). It's going to be sunny and best of all Papaw will be waiting there with my old fishing pole and a bucket of bait with that silly hat with the catfish sticking out of it. I know I will see you again. I miss you and love you!

Get the camera ready!

I sit here watch Abby and Frank play with the house she got for Christmas. I just hope he doesn't try going through the door again last time he got stuck, it was funny and embarassing all at the same time. I have enjoyed my day off, I got to sit on my ass and watch Mash while eating doughnuts with Abby.

P.S. I got to hear three little words very few people ever hear from Dalton Lee "you are right".

Just updating my blog!!!!!!!!!

Well just for thoose who are wondering I had Frank burn our old mattress and air up the other one. Going from a king size with a spring in the ass to a full size full of air (maybe I should have just laid on Frank). Although if I had to choice of the two I'll take the spring in the ass :) !!!!!! Anyways back to my day I have been on my feet for almost 7 hours straight therefore my dogs are barking (damn I have been around old people to much). Oh and while I am thinking of it, Cat did your doggies ever come home?

Something that needs to be said.....

Well today was another bad day. I got a phone call from Frank asking if I knew a Ricky. I told him to be more specific, when he said he was married to a Maggie I knew exactly who it was. After hearing what had happened I grabbed the work phone and called my little bro Roger to double check, he told me it was true and the funeral is tomorrow at 1:00. I couldn't believe what all had happened. Their house caught fire not to long ago then a few days later their youngest child stopped breathing and was hospitalized and now this. It truly makes you think. With everything how it is you never know who's next. So I would like to take this time to say a few things, Leroy you are my best friend and I love you to death for being there when I need a friend, Cassie you are a very dear friend to me also, Dink you are someone that I will never forget no matter how hard I try :), Theresa, Cat, and Tina you are inspirations to women who want to be emts and/or firefighters, Frank my darling husband I know I don't say it enough but I love you and I don't think I could survive without you with me. If anything should ever happen to me just know you are all very special to me and I love you all no matter what we've been through.

Oh my is that really my daughter?

I have now seen the funniest site. Abby is dancing to music off of her play house. She is sticking her butt in the air and shaking it while bouncing up and down. This is almost as funny as her boxing Frank a minute ago. She is adorable but she dances like her daddy (gotta love his effort). I just hope she learns how to dance when she get older. Not to mention how annoying that song is and she keeps hitting the button for that song. Oh wait a quick break to snag a green bean from mommy. Now she is calling out "Cookie!". Damn Frank is his oreos.


P.S. Leroy if your mattress goes missing I know nothing!!!!!!!!!!!

My mattress........

For those of you who do not know this, I have the most uncomfortable mattress in the world. Sleeping on a rock would be more comfortable. It is very old and has springs sticking out of it, one of which stabbed me in the ass cheek. People wonder why I stay up so late, try laying on that bed. We went looking for mattress today, after being introduced to the pillow top bed when moving Leroy. I now know what I want, to bad they no longer make dual pillowtops. We did however find a very comfortable one that was only $599 for just they mattress no box springs included, but we have new box springs that was gave to us a few months back. The down side we don't have that money to spare right now so we apply for credit 90 days same as cash, we got denied. It is to the point that I am ready to burn our mattress and use the air one for now. Hopefully Frank gets that job b/c the first thing I am buying is a new bed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My first time........

....... Out of Texas that is.

Alright you prevs thinking I was being dirty. For those of you who don't know I had never been out of Texas before Thursday. We went to Louisiana, way into it actually. If you look on a map of that state find Morgan City that was where we were. It was a 6 hour drive one way. I had to get up at 6 am so we could leave by 6:30. We crossed the border at 8:40 am. We got lost five times due to someone not reading directions or listening to his wife, not saying any names though. We get there and they send us to a doctors office for a physical and drug test. It took 3 hours in the doctors office. I never knew it took that long to do vitals, and say "turn your head and cough". He needs to go to another doctor now due to his knee being weak, but he can do that in Texas. We get heading back home stop at a Popeyes and a small casino (we only spent 6 dollars in there too). WE cross the border again at 9:40 pm. By this time I am tired and really bitchy (let me guess you are thinking how can you tell the diff.). We get lost again in Beaumont don't ask me how, but he did. We get to 105 and 321 and we see Dink turning down the road. All and all I think I will stay my happy ass in Texas from now on.

Happy Birthday, LEROY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

I told you I was going to be like this all day!!!!!!!!!!!!

Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday dear Dalton,
Happy birthday to you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Awwwww the fourth of July...........

What a great day NOT!!!

I had to work there for I once again missed the damn fireworks. This is the third year in a row i have not been in Lake Livingston in my dad's boat watching the fireworks . The first year I had to work, the second we were in houston, and now I had to work. Dammitt this bites ass. My big fourth of July dinner was a greassy burger from sonic. To top it all off i relized I goofed on someone's b-day and thought it was July 6th (sorry Theresa). So my fourth sucked.