" What rolls down stairs,
Alone or in pairs,
And makes a buzzedy sound?
It's long, a schlong,
A marvellous dong.
Everyone knows it's dildo.
What fits in a sock,
Feels better than cock,
And unlike a man it's slow.
It vibrates a bit,
Feels great on your clit.
Everyone knows it's dildo.
It's dildo, It's Dildo
It's big, it's fleshy, it's ribbed.
It's dildo, It's dildo.
Yes that's right it's ribbed.
What fits in your crack?
some even have sacks,
The penis you don't have to blow.
They're not just for gays,
They use AA's.
Everyone knows it's dildo.
A dildo dog,
a dildo plane.
Many more vibrating toys.
You turn the knob,
They buzz and throb.
Feels great in girls and boys.
What makes you cum,
Feels great in your bum,
Some of them even can glow.
A Dink, A Dink.
In marvelous pink.
Everyone knows it's Dildo.
A long fleshy tube,
Use oil based lube,
Not just for the neighborhood hoes,
For a girl on the go
with no time for a beu
It makes for the perect fellow.
They're dildos They're dildos.
The sex toy that everyone likes
They're dildos They're dildos.
For gay men and even for dykes."
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7 comments:
OMG, that is funny!!!
"a Dink a Dink"? Does Dink know he's a pink dildo?!?! just kidding!! heheheheehe
I bet Dink is really gonna love this one!
Now now don't give him any ideas! You never know what he'll do next.
I can't get past the image of a pink DInk!
OMG, that is so funny. I was rolling!!!LOL
pink it cool with me , at meat i am in the right spot :) and all woman have a "Dink" , weather its pink or purple. all woman love the Dink. :) so from now on when you grab your pink Dink it will be like your having a little of me in ya. :)
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